Sometimes slurring your words can work to your benefit

Take a break from sobriety and drink what you want in this funny tee

Show your love for the classic New York Giants in this premium t-shirt from NFL Team Apparel and '47 Brand

Featuring the text "Don't' touch my tools

Do Not Do Drugs Old Age Funny Black Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Sometimes slurring your words canGetting older has its benefits, and this shirt could be one of them. This exclusive Old Glory design features the words "I Don't Do Drugs. At my age I can get the same effect by standing up too fast" on a 100% cotton, long sleeve adult t shirt. A great gift for anyone over the hill.